I want to give you a spoiler alert or a disclaimer about how life will be, with me. You must be wondering how will this letter reach you, I'm going to plant it in such a way that you will not realize its all planned. (Serial drama knowledge will pay back)
So, nothing will be as same as it was yesterday with me, because I'm a little spontaneous. Some days there will be a lot of texts messages for you and some days you'll see no messages, don't panic in this situation just look at the fridge magnet. Often I might make an excellent bed tea for you without you even asking for it and the same night I'd end up spoiling your dinner because of that one comment on your picture by that girl. See I told you I'm spontaneous but along with being possessive.
And never assume any surprise as the biggest one because it will always get bigger and will end up more like a shock. I think its too much about my uncertainness, let me introduce you to some concrete measures to charm me. I am not going to be direct because it will give you a benefit for whole life.
See charming me will not cost heavy to your pocket, often, but sometimes just filling the water bottles and keeping them in the fridge might work well. And if that even didn't then just do the dishes as well or you can try different small gestures to make me feel special.
And if all of this didn't succeed then poor you… not the almighty can save you now.
But wait, a new addition to my footwear collection might be somewhat helpful.
Life will be a roller coaster with me, sometimes fast, sometimes slow but I'll be your constant companion holding you hand tightly (because of course whose not afraid of roller coasters). So if you're ready for this insane ride with me then what are you waiting write me a letter in return (lazy ass).
Yours insanely spontaneous,